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{May 20, 2008}   stupid text twist…

A few months ago I wrote a series of posts complaining about how incredibly exhausted I was in many, many ways. Right now, I’m only exhausted in one way – Julie need sleepy. But I’m doing it to myself, and the thing is, I feel great about it.

As I’ve mentioned, late nights are my forte. I do my best work between midnight and sunrise, when the rest of the world seems to be asleep and it’s just me, the quiet, and some major doses of caffeine to keep me going. Last night I stayed up ’til about 4:30am, starting some major projects and doing my first solo aquarium water changes (weeks overdue) while Adam got a few hours of sleep before leaving for work at 5am. Evey and I crashed out for a few hours, woke up once to the incessant grinding of an aquarium filter that had, for some reason, stopped sucking in water (not good, not good), then got up for the day around 10:30.

And I’ve been going ever since.

I’ve actually accomplished a lot in the past 36 hours. I bought my plane tickets to New York for a private gig I’m playing, replaced the air filter in my KIA, paid bills, sent some important mail, ordered heartworm and flea/tick meds for Evey, sent some overdue emails, etc. The list isn’t any shorter, of course, because as soon as you start working on one thing you think of 5 more that are probably more important.

But my one great weakness isn’t the list, and it isn’t my penchant for sleep deprivation.

It’s frickin’ Text Twist.

I’m a sucker for puzzle games – Dr Mario, Snood, Pop ‘n Drop, Bounce Out, Brick Breaker, Solitaire, anything that lets me set myself on auto pilot while my brain shuts down for a necessary break. But there’s a strange phenomenon with me and Text Twist, and I’ve only ever encountered it in one other mind-blanking game – Pipe Dream. And the phenomenon is that I cannot get it out of my head.

Not kidding. I actually had to quit Text Twist cold turkey last fall because I couldn’t fall asleep. 5- and 6-letter groups would form in my head of their own volition, and I’d find myself spinning them into 3-, 4-, 5- and 6-letter words before I realized what was happening. I couldn’t shut them off. And worse, the sets were never consistent – I’d start with “WANDER” and before I realized it, the letters had shifted to “FLIGHT.” Hours of lying in bed, staring at the ceiling, trying to shut off the letters.

Pipe Dream used to do it to me, too – I’d get trapped in a cycle of ill-fitting pieces, trying to fit them together into a smooth path for the green goo seeping slowly toward the exit. It was pretty sad. It is pretty sad – some people can’t sleep because they’re trying to solve a major crisis at work, or because the state of starving children in Africa is overwhelming them. I get green goo and scrabble.

Just, um, one more game…



[Probably best to watch these somewhere besides your office. Unless you have a door to close, or a really cool boss.]

Adding on to South Park’s recent mockery of some of the most famous YouTube videos (and Patton Oswalt’s successful prosecution of YouTube on Lewis Black’s The Root of All Evil), here are some of my favorites.

* G-RATED *
Star Wars according to a 3-year-old
(just too adorable for words)
This kid freaks me out (and makes me wish I had practiced more when I was little)
sneezing panda
Ever see a baby panda sneeze? (oddly enough, one of the cutest things I’ve ever seen…)
You’re going to coo before you can stop yourself (just go with it)

The Best 5-second Video EVER

* PG-13 (for adult themes and strong language) *
Slow motion water balloon (with a little, um, surprise at the end)
I’m F*cking Matt Damon (Sarah Silverman’s live on-air prank on her boyfriend, Jimmy Kimmel – frickin’ awesome)
I’m F*cking Ben Affleck (Jimmy’s retaliation, featuring Josh Groban, Robin Williams, Harrison Ford, Don Cheadle, Cameron Diaz, etc)
I’m F*cking Obama (okay, I know, I know, but come on, it’s funny)
What What in the Butt (and of course, South Park’s contribution to the insanity that is YouTube)



{January 25, 2008}   Julie need sleepy…

I’m a night owl, and generally function far more effectively between 10pm and 8am than I do during “normal” working hours. In fact, I’ll get more done during one all-nighter than I did the previous 5 working days. This may simply be a sign of my hummingbird-like attention span, or it might mean that I’m supposed to be nocturnal and should just go with it.

But either way, one 48-hour day a week is pretty much the limit if I’m going to be at all productive. So why, why, why am I staring at my laptop and a long list of to-do’s at 1:30am with only one night of sleep under my belt since the last time I was in this position?

At least this time the thermostat is working.

So! I’m taking a quick break from the drudgery to blog, because I love to blog and because you love it when I blog. So let’s begin with this:

Ah Brett Favre, when will you finally retire? Still sexy though, still damn sexy. Ah yeah.

Also decidedly sexy is the great guru of calm, Cesar Milan. Yes, it’s true, I’ve got a crush on the Dog Whisperer. What can I say? Any man who can tame a snarling Rottweiler, convince a dippy spoiled rich chick that she needs to stop buying her Pomeranian (named Prada, I’m not kidding) Gucci sweaters and Evian, and still sound just as smooth as Antonio Banderas as Puss-in-Boots gets my vote.

Except for two things… One, he isn’t the original Dog Whisperer – Paul Owens is. But since Mr Owens lacks the sex appeal and Southern California clientele, I guess he got the boot. And the second thing is – well, it’s the Landrollers.

I can’t decide if they’re seriously, seriously dorky, or if I want a pair.

Speaking of dogs, it has recently been discovered that my puggle is actually part mogwai and part gremlin. Interchangeably. On her own whims.

Yeah. Just like that.

She’s frickin’ adorable though, honestly. No matter how many times she craps on the floor, pees on the couch, or refuses to come when I tell her (oh Cesar, where are you when I need you??), I can’t help but be completely in love with her. The vet says she weighs 12lbs and is almost fully grown – I swear she’s at least 15lbs, but I’d be thrilled if she stays this small! Much easier to carry up the stairs.

I love technology. It lets me show everyone how frickin’ adorable my puppy really is. (If you can’t link to that for some reason, try this. I promise it’s worth it.)

On a down note, I am still in shock over the death of Heath Ledger. I’m not a star-chaser, and I generally think people who obsess over the lives of Britney and Lindsay and Paris and whatnot are pretty sad. But Heath was really talented, and was one of those people you just don’t expect to lose from the world. I can’t explain it – it’s just that he was young, attractive, successful, and part of my life via his roles in movies that I’ve enjoyed (10 Things I Hate About You, A Knight’s Tale, Candy), and he was someone you’d just never expect to lose in this manner. I can’t decide if I’m glad or not that they’re saying his overdose was accidental. It’s easier for me to identify with someone in his position who was losing their grip on themselves and their reality, someone in the limelight who was deeply lonely (a la Owen Wilson), than to think that he just partied too hard one night and whoops! OD’d. And don’t even get me started on the fact that an Olsen twin was involved. That’s just embarrassing.

Also embarrassing, Tom Cruise. Just in general.

So most of you know I used to live in LA, and while I was in LA, I sang a cappella with the SoCal VoCals, and when I sang with the VoCals, we recorded a few albums with Gabriel Mann. I adore Gabe. He’s a monster in the studio, a brilliant songwriter, and one of those guys who has made being kind of geeky completely hot. Dead sexy.

See what I mean?

I’ve also performed with the lovely and talented Kyler England, another LA resident, and am completely and totally in love with the music of Adrianne. Her EP, boy songs, is one of my favorite albums right now – versions of “Eleanor Rigby,” “I’m on Fire” and “Girlfriend in a Coma” that are just phenomenal. Amazing.

I tell you all this so that you’ll understand how overcome with both excitement and envy I was when I was told that Gabe, Kyler and Adrianne have formed a power trio, The Rescues. They’re touring a bit, they have songs up on their MySpace page, and I’m currently trying to figure out how to get their debut CD. I would have ordered it without hearing a note. The combination of these three is just…good god I’m jealous.

Okay, it’s almost 4am and I’ve got to hit the hay so I can push through tomorrow. I’ve only got a few days left to finish a whole slew of things, and then Adam and I will be on a plane to Budapest. Yes, Budapest. We’re backpacking around Europe for a few weeks, which I’ve always wanted to do and have always managed to not do. So Budapest, Prague, Vienna, Paris, who knows? We’ll wind up in Amsterdam, and then I’m back in time to hit the road for more college touring in February.

I’ll be blogging from overseas, don’t you worry.



{November 28, 2007}   procrastination…


{November 27, 2007}   what would you do with $10,000?

I don’t know which is worse – catching movement out of the corner of my eye and trying to identify the 3″ creepy crawly creature skittering toward my bedroom door, or realizing 10 minutes after returning the rogue crab to his aquarium that I wasn’t remotely frightened or surprised by the event.

I haven’t been blogging lately, and I haven’t been feeling great this week, but so much has been going on! For starters, my next college tour is next week, so I’ll be heading back to Wisconsin to hit up schools like UW Stevens Point and Ripon, plus a Christmas show at Wisconsin Lutheran and a bunch of others. It’ll be nice to get back on the road – now that it’s freezing outside, I spend most of my time in the apartment and I’m going a little stir crazy!

This Friday is also my show opening up for Sara Bareilles at Harding University in Searcy, AR. When the show was booked, I knew how much she rocked and couldn’t wait; since then, she’s all over the radio and I even saw her CD on a poster display at Barnes & Noble right between Tony Bennett and Celine Dion! Her music really isn’t much like either of them, but hell, I doubt she’s complaining. :)

I’ve been keeping up with my Guitar Hero, now that GH3 is out. I’ve beat all the songs on Medium, gone back and gotten every score over 100,000 and 5 stars on all of them, plus at least one perfect score in each section. I’ve also started to develop a bit of a wrist issue, so I’ve cut back. :(

Actually, the real reason I’ve cut back is frustration – I’ve only got 3 songs left before I beat everything on Hard, and I just can’t get through them! I can do all the crazy riffs, the solos, the hammer-ons and pull-offs, you name it. But the one thing I just can’t seem to do is play speed metal. *sigh* I guess I’m never going to open for Slayer…

The big news, though, is that this Saturday, I’ll be flying to Austin to perform for the FameCast Finals!! A few months ago it was just this thing I was entering, you know, just to see what happened; today I’m looking at a serious possibility of winning $10,000, and I get to play in front of a panel of industry experts who will be critiquing me afterward!

Call me crazy, but that last part is really exciting for me. I may not dig American Idol, but I’ve always admired Simon when he really digs in and gives some honest feedback. Especially when the person onstage really needs to hear it. One of these guys, Gary Graff, has reviewed music in Rolling Stone, Billboard, The New York Times and a ton of other impressive publications, and his early critique of my song “Let Him Be” (you can read it here) was really positive. I’m looking forward to kickin’ ass and takin’ names.

So that’s where things stand right now. I’m about to go make myself some apple cider, turn on Lost in Translation, and endure the monotony of editing down my mailing list so that when FameCast voting resumes next week, I can let everyone know. :) That, and I should probably go count the crabs…if one guy got out, who knows how many were right ahead of him…



et cetera